Have always wanted to be a spammer, but never been able to spell words incorrectly ("Request for informations"), so would no doubt have failed miserably. Of course I could try and be a 419er, but wouldn't want to end up like these guys:
http://vimeo.com/1449435?pg=embed&sec=1449435(note: it has been removed from youtube for reasons that are beyond me ("This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country."), so I have linked to an inferior version, which will need the volume turned up to 11 to hear. It's worth it though)
As Newton said: "The mutual forces of action and reaction between two bodies are equal, opposite and collinear."
For every crap web presence (this one really makes me laugh:
http://www.js-dreams.de/ ), there's a great one, and fora (can't bring myself to say forums) like this are the great ones. Lots of people helping each other where your average spotty sales assistant can't.
Thanks so far for the info I've gleaned from the site. Won't have much to add until I have some gigabyte experience...
lenny