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Title: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: Aussie Allan on October 23, 2011, 11:55:09 am: Just a bit of fun for the regulars.....

   Some people out there are having trouble understanding what a sense of humor is and how everybody's is different.

  Here's your chance to show us IF you have one

  So add your caption here so we can work out whether you have one or not ;D

  Usual prizes Applies ......."NOTHING" ..... I'll do my best to put up a new pic every week.

   And my two captions for this week are.....

   1) "And After 19hrs Straight ....I finally fixed the Screen Error"

   2) "WOW!" ..."Now that a realistic Game"

  Aussie Allan ;)
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Post by: absic on October 23, 2011, 12:12:50 pm: Nice idea Allan we all need a laugh but, as you say, humour depends a lot on your nationality.

My attempts are:
1. "well the manual said to input the keyboard!"

2. Wow! So that's QFlash.
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Post by: teknology9 on October 23, 2011, 02:00:19 pm: Picture 1

Ahhh....so that's the new touch screen UEFI BIOS then!!!!

or

A new BIOS will fix that........right?!!!

Picture 2

Now that's what I call a splash screen!!

or

AMD's Bulldozer B3 stepping performs better than AMD fans anticipated!!!
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Post by: Aussie Allan on October 23, 2011, 02:34:18 pm: Sorry .....gotta double post

1) Gigabytes Forum founder " ORIGINAL INSPIRATION"

2) Gigabytes new "REAL 5D GRAPHICAL, INTERACTIVE DISPLAY"

The Phantom... 8)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on October 23, 2011, 02:39:40 pm: 1. Now that's a real 3D display!

2. Maybe I shouldn't have pushed that last bit on the overclock.....

Great idea Allan. Let's just hope that nobody finds this offensive. ;)
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Post by: teknology9 on October 23, 2011, 02:53:38 pm: Quote
Great idea Allan. Let's just hope that nobody finds this offensive.

I can't see anything offensive up there can you DM, but I agree with absic's comment as there are members from all parts of the world. DM.........what's it like in Siberia....how's the new job?!!! ;) ;)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on October 23, 2011, 02:58:14 pm: Cool thanks for asking teknology9 . I could do with some help if you have the time.
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Post by: Aussie Allan on October 23, 2011, 03:06:19 pm: Great idea Allan. Let's just hope that nobody finds this offensive. ;)

   Well if they do, ....They can go and get......get.....get....some Lederhosens from the shop.....DAM!....just doesn't have the same punch generating geographic, politicly correct statements!

  Aa bit like protesting for Land rights for Gay whales :D

  Aussie Allan
Title: Re: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: teknology9 on October 23, 2011, 03:12:53 pm: Quote
Cool thanks for asking teknology9 . I could do with some help if you have the time.

Yep....don't worry chap....just setting the Sat Nav now!!! :)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on October 23, 2011, 03:17:19 pm: Gay whales!
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Post by: Aussie Allan on October 24, 2011, 08:47:03 pm: And here's one for the girls ....just to be politically correct......and my caption !

"Terry Came To The Realization That His Skype Call Was About To Be Terminated!"

Aussie Allan
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Post by: teknology9 on October 25, 2011, 08:30:30 pm: Aussie Allan successfully solves a computing issue for a female forum member............but

" For the last time....my name is Sharon and not........ Shiela!!!"
Title: Re: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: Aussie Allan on November 03, 2011, 09:26:10 pm:   And this weeks addition I though very apt ..... have fun!



  And my caption!........

   AMD demonstrating to the masses it's new platform is versatile...... as well as functional.....

   Aussie Allan 8)
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Post by: absic on November 04, 2011, 06:34:50 am: 1): See, I told you the Northbridge served a dual purpose!

2): ........ and that's what'll happen to your testicles if you complain about the OS again!
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Post by: Dark Mantis on November 04, 2011, 09:00:57 am: ....and maybe a couple more chassis fans would help
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Post by: Aussie Allan on November 04, 2011, 09:11:11 am: Agreed.......Pratt and Whitney have a new turbine power plant that would fit the bill!

Aussie Allan
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Post by: teknology9 on November 04, 2011, 03:19:04 pm: Mick returned from the pub and believed he had taken stress testing to new heights!!!

Teknology9
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Post by: Aussie Allan on November 14, 2011, 05:02:19 pm: And this weeks effort is a cartoon again......get your thinking caps on!

Best one gets the usual prize ........NOTHING!

And my contribution.

I TAKE IT YOUR ON-LINE ANGER MANAGEMENT SESSION DID"NT GO WELL!

Aussie Allan
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Post by: absic on November 14, 2011, 05:06:48 pm: a: I only asked if there was a way to improve system ventilation!

b: will that definitely cure the mouse problem?
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Post by: Dark Mantis on November 14, 2011, 07:59:06 pm: Is that what they mean by "dual core"?

It is supposed to be a "virtual" game!
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Post by: teknology9 on November 14, 2011, 09:34:55 pm: A: Bill - There you go Gladys....it's turned orf now

Gladys - Oooh Bill you ain't arf technical......where would I be without you?!!!!

Gladys: I really think your taking your clay pidgeon shooting too far Bill.....the video conferencing PC Technician said the PC would POST and didn't shout... PULL

Bill: Did he really.....I'm sure I heard that.
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Post by: Aussie Allan on November 21, 2011, 10:30:49 pm: There was no clear winner last week so the prize gets rolled over.........Two nothings up for grabs so start writing

And mine....... "Tinkles game of hide and seek was going horribly wrong"

Aussie Allan
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Post by: teknology9 on November 22, 2011, 01:55:20 pm: Well.....I am going to have to refrain from this one as I like cats.........dont laugh!!! As Roper said in the Bruce Lee film Enter The Dragon....." Your right....there is point I wont go beyond."
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Post by: absic on November 22, 2011, 02:01:23 pm: I don't like cats so.......

"...... and you're sure this is the right way to go about castration?"
Title: Re: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: Aussie Allan on November 22, 2011, 02:13:51 pm: Quote from: teknology9 on November 22, 2011, 01:55:20 pm
Well.....I am going to have to refrain from this one as I like cats.........dont laugh!!! As Roper said in the Bruce Lee film Enter The Dragon....." Your right....there is point I wont go beyond."

  Well I was waiting for this response from a fellow cat luver......you can still have a go from the cat perspective like.........

   "NO DON"T .....I FILLED IT FULL OF CONCRETE!"

  Aussie Allan
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Post by: teknology9 on November 22, 2011, 02:16:26 pm: Quote
Well I was waiting for this response from a fellow cat luver......you can still have a go from the cat perspective like.........

"NO DON"T .....I FILLED IT FULL OF CONCRETE!"

LOL ;D ;D ;D

Oh....ok then here goes:

Tinkles had his favourite pre match fish dish to eat.......he suddenly gave one terrific belch and it left Ipswich Town's star striker motionless.
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Post by: Dark Mantis on November 22, 2011, 03:57:06 pm: Well, that made him back off quickly!

If that was the target even I might be interested in football! ;)
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Post by: Aussie Allan on November 26, 2011, 11:07:59 pm: Thought I'd get an early start to the week........Add your caption phrase and have a laugh

And mine.......

"LOOKS LIKE THE HEALTH & SAFETY WEBSITES CRASHED AGAIN"

Aussie Allan ;)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on November 27, 2011, 07:28:26 am: "Is that what they call a major system crash then ?" ;D

or

"That must be one of those BSOD things!"
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Post by: absic on November 27, 2011, 08:48:09 am: "That's what I call a real 3D Monitor!"
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Post by: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 08:49:48 am: "That new touch screen monitor has got an inflated ego.....hasn't it?"

or

" I told you to stop putting Blue Tack on the monitor......hold on....I'll just go and get the caretaker"
Title: Re: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: Dark Mantis on November 27, 2011, 10:37:48 am: Quote from: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 08:49:48 am
"That new touch screen monitor has got an inflated ego.....hasn't it?"

I like that one.
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Post by: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 11:53:51 am: Cheers DM.....glad it brought a chuckle!!! :)
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on November 27, 2011, 12:40:18 pm: Hi all, :P

I try to participate...

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/circuit_diagram.png)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 12:52:24 pm: Bonjour monsieur Gloup_Gloup...c'mon sava?

Teknology9
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on November 27, 2011, 01:03:48 pm: ;) Hi teknology9, ;)

I have a good moral, this morning time ....

And you are you feel good?

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 01:24:04 pm: Trés bien....monsieur....trés bien!!! :)

Teknology9
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Post by: Aussie Allan on November 27, 2011, 01:34:59 pm: Quote from: Gloup_Gloup on November 27, 2011, 12:40:18 pm
Hi all, :P

I try to participate...

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/circuit_diagram.png)

Gloup_Gloup

What the HELL!....How did you get hold of the plans of AMDs new 2014 architecture.

The Phantom ;D
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Post by: absic on November 27, 2011, 01:37:31 pm: .... and you are sure this will run on a single AA battery?
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Post by: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 01:43:30 pm: Thats the plan for the Eurozone.........I see.......it's all clear now!!!!

OR

How did Gloup_Gloup get hold of the architects plans for Milton Keynes?!!!!
Title: Re: [b]ADD the CAPTION COMPETITION[/b]
Post by: Gloup_Gloup on November 27, 2011, 03:34:03 pm: Quote from: Aussie Allan on November 27, 2011, 01:34:59 pm

What the HELL!....How did you get hold of the plans of AMDs new 2014 architecture.

The Phantom ;D

Hi Aussie Allan,

I had a vision guided by God Computer and found the plan. Incredible but questionable. ::)

Quote from: absic on November 27, 2011, 01:37:31 pm
.... and you are sure this will run on a single AA battery?

My vision was formal, but it was incomplete.
I was tired after having. So it's to follow.
I suppose that there will be a system of modular and flexible solar panel with external accumulator.
In addition, there should be a horizontal wind turbine on the roof that will start a dynamo.
But I must confirm my future visions ... ;)

Quote from: teknology9 on November 27, 2011, 01:43:30 pm
Thats the plan for the Eurozone.........I see.......it's all clear now!!!!

OR

How did Gloup_Gloup get hold of the architects plans for Milton Keynes?!!!!

I inherited a lot of genetically Milton Keynes by the family of my ancestors. 8)
I am the only visionary of the hegemony of the Euro zone in regard to the development of computer hardware. ::)

You are lucky I am with you. This is a significant positive force. ;)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Dark Mantis on November 27, 2011, 06:38:37 pm: I'm just starting to draw out the loop for the water cooling it's going to require....... :o
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Post by: Ben on November 30, 2011, 05:36:44 am: Looks like the schematic for 'Data's' Pozitronic emotion chip.

Or, I have been looking for this to fix my "Cherry 2000" thanks guys & no I will not rent her out she's all mine.
Ben.
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Post by: teknology9 on December 22, 2011, 10:29:28 pm: @Aussie Allan

No caption competiton for Christmas/ Xmas/ happy holidays Aussie Allan?

teknology9 ;D
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Post by: Aussie Allan on December 22, 2011, 10:58:06 pm: Where is my Christmas spirit ..... haven't opened it yet .... yes guys, been very,very busy.

got lots of goodies coming for 2012 so stay tuned......hopefully blow your minds ;)

and my caption....

" I KNEW THIS CHRISTMAS WAS GOING TO LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH"

Merry Christmas everyone ..... Aussie Allan
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Post by: absic on December 23, 2011, 07:20:57 am: Sorry Snodgrass, I'm still not kissing it!
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Post by: Dark Mantis on December 23, 2011, 08:20:24 am: Kissing pussy?
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Post by: teknology9 on December 23, 2011, 10:53:37 am: "That's right Woofy I got you a mirror for Christmas.......go on.......give yourself a kiss!!!!"

Merry Christmas one and all and absic, DM and Aussie Allan thanks for your help this year.

Teknology9 :)
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on December 24, 2011, 07:51:42 pm: Hi all,

Bad taste in the mouth does not seem to disturbed the dog.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IZHcjeHkJnM/TV0_4oKVD7I/AAAAAAAAHlc/2E2Ec6acNa0/s1600/licking-pussy.jpg)

All tastes are in nature.

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Dark Mantis on December 25, 2011, 04:51:02 am: Just checking the taste before deciding whether it's edible! ;)
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on December 30, 2011, 10:23:48 pm: Hi Friends

Happy new year...

Here is a dog that has a lot of fun ... lucky.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnciqn_ce-chien-adore-avoir-des-caresses-dans-son-bain_animals#from=embed-playreloff

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on December 30, 2011, 10:42:36 pm: Hi Friends,

What would we not to have beer...

Check a video here : http://fr-ca.actualites.yahoo.com/elle-vole-un-pack-de-bi%C3%A8res-avec-une-technique-impressionnante.html

======================
A thief has been caught on camera hiding an entire case of Guinness stout between her legs and then casually walking away.

Video of the apparent robbery was uploaded to YouTube two weeks ago and has recently been featured on several social media websites.

The woman is seen grabbing the slab off of a pile and then putting it underneath her dress.

After letting go of her dress, she then eyes a few items on a shelf before walking out of frame.

The user who uploaded the video, Lawrence83Lim, gave no mention of when or where the video was filmed.

But the posting has ignited a debate on YouTube and reddit comment pages, with many stunned by her ability to carry the weight so calmly.

While some users have suggested she is using suction cups to hold the case, the general consensus seems to be that she is carrying a basket or hook under her dress.

"I used to work at Best Buy way back in the day and saw this regularly. Similar concept, but they had a basket hanging under the dress to hide (steal) things," a user wrote on reddit.

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on December 30, 2011, 11:10:20 pm: Hi Friends, ;)

Fire, fire, nice fire ...

(http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/dell_burn.jpg)

(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2005/ComputerBarbecue.jpg)

I wish you a beginning of the year full of action...

''A new year firing'' for the team and member of forum.

Do not take it at first degree. ;)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 10, 2012, 01:04:25 am: Been sooooooo busy guy's ............. sorry I missed last weeks deadline....hope this makes up for it!

My caption ...... "Watch this" .... "It drives dad nuts"

Aussie Allan
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on January 10, 2012, 02:08:06 am: Hi Aussie Allan, ;)

Ahh ... the pleasure of discovering the joys of computing ...

My god, now we have taken newbies in the cradle. ::)

ok baby, grandpa will give you your milk ... :P

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: absic on January 10, 2012, 07:25:10 am: I wonder what happens if I pull this out!

or

I'll teach you for naming me Candy-floss.
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 10, 2012, 07:44:22 am: Dad still can't understand why it keeps crashing........
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Post by: teknology9 on January 10, 2012, 09:00:15 am: Ahhhh.....so that's the brains behaind Aussie Allan's new PC builds and new project.......I knew it!!!! :D

Quote
I'll teach you for naming me Candy-floss.

LOL
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Post by: absic on January 10, 2012, 01:09:36 pm: MODERATOR NOTE:

I have removed several posts from this thread which I do not feel were appropriate or necessary.

Please try and remember that this thread is meant to be light-hearted and humorous and personal abuse, criticism or unwarranted comments made by ANY member of the forum will not be tolerated. Please bear this in mind when posting here, or elsewhere on the forum.

Thank You
absic.
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 10, 2012, 01:17:02 pm: I am in total agreement with absic's action here in removing the last few posts and his reasoning for doing so.
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 10, 2012, 01:58:47 pm: The baby (in the photo) that caused this entire affair has had his dummy privileges removed for a month

And the lesson ....... "Don't yank on Daddy's power cable"

Signed THE ENFORCER. ;D
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 19, 2012, 12:04:34 am: Hopefully this one won't start WWIII ..... Enjoy !

And my caption ...... " SHAT ...Dolly the sheep's Brother"

Aussie Allan ::)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 19, 2012, 07:04:03 am: The Great Tabby Shark! I've heard they infest these waters!!
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on January 19, 2012, 08:01:32 am: Hi all, ;)

I feel that the eyes are gentle. But the monstrous mouth.
I think it's a photoshop not very realistic ... but still surprising.

@AA
I give you the chance to make another ... or find another .. a little competition between us ... hehe ...

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: absic on January 19, 2012, 08:09:11 am: If you think this is bad you should see me rear end!
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on January 19, 2012, 09:50:52 am: Quote from: absic on January 19, 2012, 08:09:11 am
If you think this is bad you should see me rear end!

Hi Absic, ;)

Why not, cool, funny... :P ;D ;D

I add a pictures for my choice:
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on January 24, 2012, 05:46:19 am: Hi all, ;)

Just a new idea for SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY ....

Offering yourself or to any other person this geek's furniture ...

(http://www.thenewsisbroken.com/table/BoardTable04.jpg)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 24, 2012, 07:35:06 am: Does it come in any other colours ? ... Say's the wife!

Aussie Allan
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 24, 2012, 10:04:39 am: Will it play "Crysis" ?
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 24, 2012, 01:46:10 pm: That time of the week already ......enjoy everyone!

And my caption!........... "2 seconds before Trever's Heart Attack"
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 24, 2012, 02:57:57 pm: The real picture!
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 24, 2012, 03:00:17 pm: Ive been Aced .... Bugger!......you do know this means war ;)

AA
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 24, 2012, 03:01:15 pm: Oh, no! Not again! :o
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 24, 2012, 03:52:32 pm: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

AA
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on January 25, 2012, 02:40:06 am: Hi all, ;)

I view a Bomb.doc

This is a comic remake of movies ''The Hurt Locker''

Whahahhhahah

I find a tool for mesuring a effet of bomb...
(http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/480d51acc4512/Dr--Strangelove-1964/Nuclear-Bomb-Effects-Computer.jpg)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 25, 2012, 10:03:37 am: Quote from: Gloup_Gloup on January 25, 2012, 02:40:06 am

(http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/480d51acc4512/Dr--Strangelove-1964/Nuclear-Bomb-Effects-Computer.jpg)

I am glad that you found that Gloup_Gloup because I wasn't sure where I had misplaced it! 8)
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 30, 2012, 04:10:55 pm:    Just thought you people might like a heads up of a new service that Microsoft is about to roll out ......


   Not to be out done By Intel ... MicroSoft is rolling out a long overdue technical support program ....and will be know as the "TSP Rewards Program"

   Currently being trialed in the US .... No longer will calls be routed to call centers in India but to the head office in your country of residence ..... a one off Free appointment will be made for a uniformed service technician to pay a house call to the nominated address .... they also guarantee to fix the problem permanently on the first visit

  All service personal will have a standard uniform so will be easily recognized world wide ... I have included a photo of one service engineer in uniform in case you are amongst the first to trial this new service when it goes live in the UK.

   http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=t+800+photos&start=24&num=10&hl=en&biw=964&bih=538&tbm=isch&tbnid=32c6gqUQDt5PKM:&imgrefurl=http://senseofmovement.wordpress.com/blog/&docid=KfJxsUjeE_ECbM&imgurl=http://senseofmovement.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/terminator3t800.jpg&w=1280&h=1024&ei=OMMmT8utOsKJ8gPtxrRO&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=700&vpy=190&dur=3654&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=118&ty=109&sig=104133498951278328422&sqi=2&page=3&tbnh=136&tbnw=188&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:24
  Aussie Allan ;)
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 30, 2012, 04:18:48 pm: "I'll be back"
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Post by: absic on January 31, 2012, 09:10:06 am: A Doctor. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & that we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feelrite now.

Parsh this on to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

Luv U, me

(well, I thought it was funny - absic, currently in Yokohama, Japan and about to have my dinner!)
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Post by: Aussie Allan on January 31, 2012, 09:15:52 am: ;) :D ;D ... Said my three mates .... enjoy your chicken feet and raw fish sandwich.

Aussie Allan
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Post by: Dark Mantis on January 31, 2012, 10:36:07 am: Quote from: absic on January 31, 2012, 09:10:06 am
A Doctor. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & that we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feelrite now.

Parsh this on to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

Luv U, me

(well, I thought it was funny - absic, currently in Yokohama, Japan and about to have my dinner!)

Brilliant absic! That was a beaut! I hope that you are enjoying yourself over in Japan.
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Post by: Aussie Allan on February 25, 2012, 11:57:00 am: Been MIA for a few weeks so lets start the month with a bang!

And my caption ......

" With an annual business growth of 57,000% ... this is one of my wife's better Ideas"
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Post by: absic on February 25, 2012, 12:18:44 pm: " and another thing, I can't find the darned mouse in here!"
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on March 07, 2012, 08:55:34 am: Quote from: absic on February 25, 2012, 12:18:44 pm
" and another thing, I can't find the darned mouse in here!"

I absic, ;)

I wish you much pleasure to arrive at a friendly merging or lovingly MIA and your hardware. :P

About your citation ''darned mouse'' OR Damned mouse ?
Maybe the mouse is near the ''beaver'' ...

I do not take a first degree... or personal attack ;)

Gloup_Gloup
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Post by: Dark Mantis on March 07, 2012, 08:59:40 am: Mice, beaver, I like all those little furry things! ;D
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Post by: absic on March 07, 2012, 01:16:30 pm: Trouble with beavers is that the furry devils do like to flood the PC Case. :D
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Post by: Gloup_Gloup on March 07, 2012, 02:19:22 pm: Hi all, ;)

Requests the'' beaver'' to build a '' female'' dam.
To protect the computer from floods ...or snowmelt

Who knows? The mouse will come out one night ...

Gloup Gloup