Congratulations Absic! 3000 posts

[Dark Mantis]

I would like to be the first to congratulate absic on reaching 3000 posts on the forum and for all the help he has given members along the way. The forum wouldn't be such a great place with out him. 

[absic]

Cheers DM, I had even noticed I had reached that landmark. Still got a very long way to go to catch up with you!

Hey! Where I can get lessons in posting your line of drivel?  That would soon boost my post count. 

[Dark Mantis]

I run courses in transcendental drivel. You are welcome to attend!

[absic]

No thanks, just seen the price list.   

[Dark Mantis]

Well I have to boost my earnings from the forum here somehow

[absic]

Funny. I thought you were being paid per post! 

[Dark Mantis]

I think I got it wrong when I told you they were paying me by post, I don't think they meant posts on the forum!  I'm still waiting for the first checque to arrive

[absic]

Ah, you obviously misread the contract it does say.............

".......per quality post/reply"

As the vast majority of your replies are either complete drivel or idle banter, they don't count!   

[Dark Mantis]

Damn! The small print strikes again. 

[bytheway_r]

Ain't I late to the party . Congrats absic but please don't turn into another DM . That'd be just waaay too scary

[Dark Mantis]

What on earth do you mean! 

[absic]

Ain't I late to the party . Congrats absic but please don't turn into another DM . That'd be just waaay too scary

No chance of that bytheway..... I have much more intelligence!